How this museum works
How the collection is made
Twenty-five painters, each given a studio in the present day and asked to paint what they see. Nothing here is a copy. Every piece is a new motif rendered the way that painter would have seen it, then chosen by a curator who says no far more often than yes.
Each work begins as a brief: a motif the painter could never have seen, and a description of how they painted, written without their name. The brief goes to an image model. A curator looks at what comes back and refuses most of it. What hangs is what was not refused. One work in every room was afterwards set in motion by a video model, from the painting as its first frame.
The brief behind every work stays on its page, under the painting and its label, word for word.
House rules
- 1Never name the artist in a prompt. Describe the hand, the light, the palette and the surface instead.
- 2The subject must be something the painter could not have seen in their lifetime.
- 3One piece, one idea. If the subject needs a sentence to explain, it is two pieces.
- 4Render as a museum photograph of a physical painting. No frames, no text, no signatures.
What “in the manner of” means
In a catalogue, a work “after” a painter is a copy of a painting that exists. A work “in the manner of” a painter is a later work made in their way of seeing, and every work in this museum is the second kind.
The rooms
The rooms are numbered in the order the painters were born. The arrow keys walk from one painting to the next and on into the next room; Escape steps back.
- 1The Festival GroundsPieter Bruegel the Elder
- 2Single SourceCaravaggio
- 3The Window on the LeftJohannes Vermeer
- 4The Sleep of Reason, StreamingFrancisco Goya
- 5Thirty-Six Views of Nowhere in ParticularKatsushika Hokusai
- 6Rückenfigur, Do Not DisturbCaspar David Friedrich
- 7Weather Over InfrastructureJ. M. W. Turner
- 8The Same Thing, Different HoursClaude Monet
- 9Night Café, Now OpenVincent van Gogh
- 10Sunday, RenderedGeorges Seurat
- 11The Gold Period ReturnsGustav Klimt
- 12Paintings for the Temple, AnnexHilma af Klint
- 13Read ReceiptsEdvard Munch
- 14Tonight OnlyHenri de Toulouse-Lautrec
- 15Compositions for a Louder CenturyWassily Kandinsky
- 16Cut-Outs for a Warm ApartmentHenri Matisse
- 17Broadway Boogie Woogie, Updated RoutePiet Mondrian
- 18Every Side at OncePablo Picasso
- 19Open 24 HoursEdward Hopper
- 20Chapel for ScreensMark Rothko
- 21Self-Portraits Without a MirrorFrida Kahlo
- 22The Factory, ReopenedAndy Warhol
- 23Infinity, Minus the QueueYayoi Kusama
- 24A Bigger NowDavid Hockney
- 25Notes Toward a CrownJean-Michel Basquiat
Colophon
Set in Newsreader, by Production Type, for everything the curator says, and Archivo, by Omnibus-Type, for everything the museum records. Both are served from this site. Built with Astro as a static site; the only scripts walk you between rooms and start a moving painting once you have stood in front of it.
Each room is painted a colour chosen for its paintings, never taken from them:
| 1 | The Festival Grounds | #44493A | |
| 2 | Single Source | #1C1816 | |
| 3 | The Window on the Left | #45515B | |
| 4 | The Sleep of Reason, Streaming | #4E463D | |
| 5 | Thirty-Six Views of Nowhere in Particular | #D8DBD6 | |
| 6 | Rückenfigur, Do Not Disturb | #39353E | |
| 7 | Weather Over Infrastructure | #3A3D42 | |
| 8 | The Same Thing, Different Hours | #CDD1C8 | |
| 9 | Night Café, Now Open | #2B3038 | |
| 10 | Sunday, Rendered | #DCDCDA | |
| 11 | The Gold Period Returns | #1E2925 | |
| 12 | Paintings for the Temple, Annex | #ECEBE8 | |
| 13 | Read Receipts | #BCC3C8 | |
| 14 | Tonight Only | #1D3A3A | |
| 15 | Compositions for a Louder Century | #E4E5E7 | |
| 16 | Cut-Outs for a Warm Apartment | #22324A | |
| 17 | Broadway Boogie Woogie, Updated Route | #FFFFFF | |
| 18 | Every Side at Once | #A9ABAD | |
| 19 | Open 24 Hours | #D3D9D2 | |
| 20 | Chapel for Screens | #262422 | |
| 21 | Self-Portraits Without a Mirror | #1F4C8A | |
| 22 | The Factory, Reopened | #C3C5C7 | |
| 23 | Infinity, Minus the Queue | #0E0E0E | |
| 24 | A Bigger Now | #E6EBEE | |
| 25 | Notes Toward a Crown | #EEEEEC |
Curated by Stanislav Kulik, Berlin. No painting by any named artist is reproduced here, and no painter's name was used to make one.